hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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