I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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