Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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