Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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