Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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