I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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