there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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