Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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