Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
don't judge my taste in strippers
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
