God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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