Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?