scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Mom said you looked used
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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