I hope mine doesn't look like that
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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