The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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