I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i think my cat just said my name.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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