we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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