you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I got inside last night via doggy door
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
