she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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