you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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