My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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