Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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