One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
that is very illegal...i love you.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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