what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
That's when you crack a 10am beer
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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