you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
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i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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