just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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