sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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