so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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