sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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