come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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