In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Randomize
