My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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