Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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