i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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