i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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