so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.