I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time