You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.