does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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