I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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