Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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