this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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