I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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