even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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