i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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