If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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