youre lurking in front of me
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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