Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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