We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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