awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
this is an emotional support booty call
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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