Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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