she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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