was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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