People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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