And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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