Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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